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600 spears 500 bows
in formation many rows
200 knights and a thousand swords
oathsworn for brutal war
10 trebuchets and a battering ram
strategies and battleplans
5 tacticians and a tattered map
leading the enemy into a trap

archers, loose!
cavalry, charge!
forward, march!
we are going to rip your army apart!

25 castles smashed in a week
break their walls and loot their keep
fighting a war on 15 fronts
our armour is bloody our weapons are blunt
they're outnumbered 10 to one
the battle is done before it's begun
one last victory to obtain
then begins my terrible reign


from Armed to the Teeth​!​!, released June 18, 2021


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