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betwixt shield and sword
a heart forlorn
the coming of plague
the foe filleted
you must submit
sentenced to the crypt
your mail has failed
you were never prepared

death comes quick for you in an instant
yeah the battle field is wet
and the corpse they do stink
and the steel chain links rendered useless in a blink
the size of your army shrinks
your kingdom is extinct

betwixt shield and sword
there is eternal war
you will be mauled and gored
disemboweled by the sword
death rides horses horde
sharpened steel is cold
pierces flesh with force
nothing left but a corpse


from Armed to the Teeth​!​!, released June 18, 2021


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